Best dating profile ever
Yes - I wrote this. 😆 ----------- Hey Chodes, I am looking for a sweet romantic man willing to give it all in exchange for the love of his life. About me: I don’t believe shaving my legs or pits because sweaty body hair is beautiful and if you are not okay with my three inch leg hair keep looking. I will send you fifty text messages in a row and expect a response within 60 seconds. You can’t go out with your friends anymore because if you are in a committed relationship you should be 100% committed to me. Do not expect me to cook – I am not your slave, you can make your own sandwich. If I say I am not hungry, but then eat some of your food, I expect you not to complain. You should be happy with my choices on Netflix, action adventure is unacceptable as we will only be watching Rom-coms. Sports are forbidden, especially the Sea-hawks, Sounders, or anything local and annoying. Gaming systems are going out the w
